Your Genie is a Carpet Ride Away

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Found the man of your dreams, I will tell you how to insert yourself into his wet dreams. He will be eating out of your hand, calling her your name (instead of hers) in the heat of passion. Guaranteed trick you can try right now.

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…Sure there’s a price. A price any reasonable person would happily pay for a bigger brain, a tighter ass, perkier breast, a long schlong. Perfectly reasonable.

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Side effects may include but are not limited to; sarcasm, severe skepticism, a predisposition for bitter ambiguity, weight loss, headaches, fatigue, weight gain, momentary depression, long term depression that spirals into a life wasted, love gone and forlorn, and a realization of life’s futility,  or maybe just endless insomnia. Also known to interact with certain lifestyles, expectations and distort reality and give unrealistic expectations.

Warning: Should not be taken on an empty head. Accidental overdose is the leading cause of fatal poisoning for those with a weak mind, susceptible to wild and rampant day dreaming but unwilling to assert focus, and sustained effort in pursuit of untamed, crazy dreams. Inability to produce adequate sustained effort and ultimate failure is not the fault of the company, any of it’s products or product derivatives.

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3 thoughts on “Your Genie is a Carpet Ride Away

  1. “M,” So nice to hear you again…..ALL OF YOU HERE!!! You pulled out all the stops, all your big guns & offer a liberated, improved life to your readers, calling on your past diatribes that we tasted in spoonfuls, now offered up here by you all at once!!! –A very affective post with a real punch! …..but on a busy weekend!!!!!!!!!!!!! Had to read you now! Missed the hell out of you!!!! It’s a good thing you live far away! Phil

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    • Oh Phil! You are too kind. Believe me when I tell you, I thought about you often, almost everyday.
      Even wanted to ask how Geri was!

      It was simply a matter of good, better, best…and too many good things to chose from.

      I’ve got another Ragnar under my belt – that relay race like I did last fall. This time in SoCal. This time I got the “coveted” seat with most accumulated miles and ran a total of 24. I’ve also just complete my second half marathon and pulled off some gains there too…lots of training. Lots of fun and some amazing growth in friendships. But seriously…must have 13 posts at the tips of my fingers, rolling around in my head and ready to escape!

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      • M, How nice to be remembered! Geri is GOOD! New knee great & PT done & now on her own exercise regimen & stationery bicycle. I DID pick up a smidgen from FB that you were heavy into the training for races….. so I know how all consuming that is & that’s what was occupying you. GOOD GOING on Ragnar this year!!! You were “the strong man” & ran 24 miles!!!!!! And a 2nd half marathon with progress there too! Yes, training, training, training. And people…that’s what it’s really all about….well 1/2!!! I’ll bet you have posts in that active mind of yours! Big time weekend here with family at “The Lake” & BBQ. Don’t stay away too long. I miss the….never mind. Hope you like my posts. Phil

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